I don't know about you, but steve martin had me cracking up last night at the oscar's. some of his best lines:
steve calls helen mirren "that damn helen mirren." alec corrects, "that's dame helen mirren."
when introducing sarah jessica parker and tom ford as presenters for best costume designer he says, who better than two of the biggest clothes whores? alec corrects again, "clothes HORSES," and steve responds, "ok, but I don't think the plural of whores is horses."
when introducing presenters carey mulligan and zoe saldana: "now we'd like to introduce two beautiful actresses. because frankly, we're sick and tired of bringing out all these ugly actresses."
we spent a lot of our time cheering for UP!